An INTP in Class

  • Teacher: *says something that sparks INTP's interest* And now let's open this topic up for discussion!
  • INTP: *formulates beautifully phrased contribution which ties in subjects from other classes, current events, and deep philosophical questions about life, the universe, and everything* *finally raises hand*
  • Teacher: Is there something you'd like to add?
  • INTP: *realizes that the topic has shifted and comment is no longer relevant* *panics*
  • Teacher: *cue condescension* Did you forget what you were going to say?
  • INTP: No, I uh, I just.. think that they made a really uh good um point right then. Yeah... I definitely.. agree with ya know what um they *gestures vaguely to several students* said about um, that topic. For sure. Definitely.

interests.

  • INFJ: HAHAHA. Come here, I have to show you this funny video on youtube!!
  • INTP: What is it?
  • INFJ: ...
  • INTP: Is it more baby goats?
  • INFJ: ... Please?
  • INTP: No.

quotes.

  • INTP: Ugh. Other people. God forbid they just do what I say.

naturally.

  • INFJ is searching for a pair of scissors. Opens the drawer reserved for knives, forks and spoons and finds a stick of butter among the flatware. Looks over at INTP, who is eating a giant bowl of broccoli while internetting.
  • INFJ: Did you put butter on your broccoli?
  • INTP: 'Course.
  • INFJ: Did you put the butter away?
  • INTP hesitates.
  • INTP: ...yes?

serenity.

  • INFJ: I love driving around early in the morning, when no one else is on the road. It feels like there's been an apocalypse.

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(Source: sighmitch, via seanp0donnell)

Emotions

immatureintp:

Even my pet can show more emotions than me.

And I’m just “showing” my emotions like:

image

mindwanderingsofanintj:

Whenever I’m watching a movie, listening to an audio book, or reading a story, I root for the intelligent villain rather than the imbecilic hero.
Anyone else?

in public.

  • INTP: *deeply unsettled* There are children everywhere.